It was the opener for IPL tonight
Entertainment taken to a new new height
McCallum blazed like a new Bradman might
And Ishant Sharma was Lancelot, King Arthur’s Knight.
IPL had all the Kings horses and all the kings men
Pawar, Modi, SRK, Mallya, every cock and hen,
Money rules, money rules, money is God and Zen,
Money has put Humpty-Dumpty together again.